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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:04
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Massive Achievement for Ripple as XRP Price Finally Awakens - CryptoPotato
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Antidepressant withdrawal may be more persistent than doctors realize - PsyPost
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
6 Ways You Can Control Microplastics From Getting Into Your Food - HuffPost
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Researchers claim spoof-proof random number generator breakthrough - theregister.com
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to